Battleblock Theater Full Version screenshot

Battleblock Theater Full Version




Free your mates from a peculiar prison before it’s too late!

By Ellie Teller

On Monday, July 20, 2015

Battleblock Theater is a 2D platform videogame created by the evil minds that brought Castle Crashers to life. The game is loaded with crude humor and politically incorrect characters that turn what should be a regular platformer into a bizarre and hilarious experience. The story deals with a trip that ends with a shipwreck and all your friends being imprisoned by cats.

The gameplay mechanics are quite simple, since all you have to do is reach the end of the level and collect several gems that can be used as tokens later on to free prisoners. However, you can do much more than just jumping around the screen, since you can equip up to two different weapons to take the guards down. Some of this weapons make no sense, and that is exactly why they are great. You can choose from an explosive frog to a nerf-like gun or an explosive paper plane (yes, they like explosives a lot).


  • Good difficulty curve with some really hard levels
  • Loads of different characters to unlock


  • All levels are kind of similar once you've played for a while



a ship is involved in an accident and your friend is in there find him!

By Faith Mwari

On Thursday, November 19, 2015

this is a game whereby the player takes control of friends after a ship gets an accident. It is very interesting to play this game because after the accident of the ship the people who were in there find someone taking control of the ship after they gain consciousness. the friend even fight over who will take full control of that island. it is really a funny game to play taking to the account the number of enemies fighting over that funny theatre and its control. when people gains conscious after the shipwreck, those who were hijacked do not even understand or know where they are or what is happening.its clear flash lights makes it very colourful and this also makes it very interested and the players enjoy it very much. this game you can play it all through because of its attractive graphics and the way characters are arranged in a way such that it makes if very interesting and also because of its many characters who fights the enemies


Its graphics are high class thus making it very enjoyable while playing. Its colourful features makes it difficult to play. It has many different levels for any game to be played. its features also makes it possible to play it with your friends online.


i enjoyed playing this game a lot


  • you discover new technologies which are fun
  • you learn new methods of rescue


  • it is very complicated to play



If pain is pleasure then get injured and please the crowed

By Frank Kanyua

On Monday, September 7, 2015

Sick people and characters are not always found in the real world. Even in the gaming world you will always find characters who want to see you get hurt just for the amusement of it. In battle block, characters are kidnapped and displayed in front of a crowed and made to look for a way to escape. It would have been easier if they was no danger pursue of them. But in the game there are multiple danger spots police men ready to shoot, death toll water masses and even rigged head choppers..

The game is styled in such a way that it gives people hope for a mobile version because it has the type of graphics that would suit both pc and mobile version. The play is also very enchanting, you have several levels to walk through and each level is behind a door. High level doors are closed and will only open if you proceed from the minor levels.

The games controls are also not hard to keep up with but at times I often get confused since i loose mind and think am watching a movie anime.


This is the kind of game I would advise people to try out, its family friendly hence can be played by young or old and in any age range.

Having played games for several years now, I can surely say that this game can be easily rated 7 out of 10..


  • There are onscreen instructions for each level
  • The games was well developed


  • Most of the best games are for sale




For what are you going to use the program?
  • For Download Games and play as BattleBlockTheatre with some friends ande have fun when i'm bored. Tanks for PHP Nuke to let me download this game

  • To use as an entertaining factor in my life to experience happiness so i can figure out that this site makes me write to the exact # of characters

  • I will use this program for scientific research of the effects of theater on the psychological life of cats and other felines, as well as innocent humans.

  • obvi to play the game it looks fun so i wanna try it and im always bored , like theres other games but this one seems way more lit. Expecations!!!

  • to pass use up my free time because i am always bored on my computer, and i also plan to see how great the game is since i seen so much about it

What similar programs have you used?
  • none because i dont really do this kind of things and hopefully this wwill work and that iu can play the game also the way it look is kinda pr

  • nothingsdasdf afa h sas my confideration and my car.Of course I would like to try it but I am not sure.OR maybe.Particurarly fish.I don't mind.

  • Google Chrome, why? i Don't know, actualy probably becouse its cool or something? could be, i mean its faster than internet explorer. so yeah.

  • This is my first time downloading games like this in these websites hoping that it doesnt contain any virus because if so, i hate my life ;n;

  • well, gaming programs just like this one so im going to use this for my own enjoyment duh. why do i have to type this big stupid thing anyway that would be pointless.

What do you like most about this program?
  • Is Awesome and I love that is very efficient so If they keep it up maybe everyone might use this website so that's why I trying to download Battleblock Theater

  • the Ideology of it being old school but having to pass each consecutive level. How you watch H20Delirious play it on youtube makes the game so much more better and funny to laugh at when you die

  • The quick downloads, along with the fact that this is probably one of my most favorite games to play multiplayer. Hatty Hattington is funny!

  • I have heard a lot of great things about it. I haven't played the game yet, but after watching countless videos i think i will really enjoy this game.

  • its overall really cool I mostly enjoy the way I can get my favourite games for free and it is very reliable so I do not need to worry about my computer.


Behemoth is back with a new title for all those players who want a real challenge. From the studio creator of Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers, newly released is Battleblock Theater, a new platform game in which you will take control of a group of friends that have been shipwrecked in a mysterious island. The game is available to download for Xbox 360 and PC and promises great arcade gameplay with some secret achievements to unlock.

Battleblock Theater takes you to the island after the shipwreck of the S.S. Friendship. Once you reawaken to consciousness from the accident, your quest is to rescue your friends and the best friend of all, Hatty Hattington, who begins fighting against the mad cat guards that own the devastated theater. Despite it being an absurd plot for a the game, it is actually a really funny game, with some charming details such as the variety of enemies that will attack you and the different funny costumes for the player.

The graphics are similar to flash games, focused mainly in its colorful visual aspect and the animation of the characters on the stage. These features make Battleblock Theater to resemble previous games developed by The Behemoth studio, such as Castle Crashers, which is visually similar, and includes a wide variety of customizable player characters.

Play against everyone online
Play against everyone online

How to play

The main point of the game is the fact that it is difficult. Each new stage will be a challenge that will need the best of your skills with impossible jumps and new strategies. It really doesn’t matter if you fail many times as while you try to collect all the gems you will be able to restart as many times as you need without limit.

Besides the usual campaign single player mode, you can choose the multiplayer mode for beating the difficult challenges looking for achievements, both from the same system or online. The cooperative mode is not the only one available; you can also enter to the Arenas for fighting against anyone online, competing in different teams.

Check the more than 450 levels available for the different modes.

The first time you get into Battleblock Theater after the download you can check the more than 450 levels available for the different modes. In case you want some more stages, you can create them with all kind of blocks. Once you have finished designing the new challenging level you can share it over the Internet, directly through the Steam Workshop or via Xbox Live.

Ride on funny creatures with unique skills
Ride on funny creatures with unique skills

Battleblock Theater Full Version Features

Check in this list the main features of the arcade platform Battleblock Theater game:

  • Colorful platform game with a high level of gameplay difficulty
  • More than 450 different levels available in diverse game modes with different achievements waiting for you
  • Play against your friends online in the cooperative mode and the new Arenas competitive mode
  • Create your own levels or share and download this content with other users on the Internet
  • New Insane game mode which test your skills offering just one try per level
  • Set the prisoners free from the evil cats and customize your own character
  • Enjoy all kinds of crazy weapons with different effects like freezing, poisoning and all you can imagine

For more information and videos about its arcade gameplay, be free to click on this link for the official website.

System Requirements

These are the requirements for Battleblock Theater:

Operating System: Windows XP or Linux

CPU: 2,8Ghz Core 2 Duo Intel for Windows or 3,3GHz

Memory: 1GB RAM

GPU: compatible with DirectX 10 512MB

Size: 2GB free space