Battleblock Theater Full Version screenshot

Battleblock Theater Full Version




Battle block theater game review for PHPnuke by James Meyette

By James Meyette

On Thursday, September 25, 2014

Battle Block Theater is a game by Behemoth, the game brings a new level of challenge to all players who have been looking for something new. The platform game is available on Microsoft’s Xbox 360 arcade and available for pc through steam.

Graphically this game is a flashback of flash style games. Gameplay is very quirky and fun to play through costing a mere $14.99 it is worth the investment and you can buy a second copy for just $10.00 more.

The fact that the game is challenging is what the developers were looking for and upon completion of the game you should feel proud and achieved as there are many challenges to surpass on each new level that are harder than the previous challenge.

Currently with over 450 levels to play through this game offers hours of fun, as well as the ability to play online with teams of friends which adds even more time to be taken up by this addicting title.

In conclusion Battleblock Theater is a great game to have some good fun with and it allows you to have fun while gaming again, which a lot of titles have not been able to really offer lately.


  • Quirky and fun game play offers hours of fun
  • Challenging and addictive can give you something to do for a good period of time.


  • The fact that the game is addictive you may not want to put it down



Get Surprised And Be Addicted With The Latest Arcade Kind Of Game

By Beatrice Tan

On Monday, March 9, 2015

Most arcade kind of game play in the stores nowadays seemed to have the same plots. It’s like users are playing the same game over and over again without experiencing new and exciting updates on it. Luckily there is Battleblock Theater which is offered with its full version. It can be downloaded for Xbox and PC which really makes me more excited to play everyday since there are lots of mysterious fields to open.

Hatty Hattington, which serves as the first protagonist on the game, is opt to save her friends after being situated on an unknown island. At first, I thought that this was a tragic kind of game until the end but as I went on, I realized that it was a fun game since there are variations of enemies, like the cat guards, that Hatty should attack. Animation is also cool. It has a different kind of taste which really attracts the players to finish every mission in the game. I believe there are more than 400 levels that users got to enjoy. The weapons used in battling with the enemies are also excellent. Never underestimate the missions because I assure you this game is challenging.

I recommend this to everyone especially if you are looking for something new and would give you a challenge. This is so addictive and really works best for me during my free time.


  • There are many levels to enjoy
  • The game play is fun and challenging


  • Some of the levels are almost the same



Free your mates from a peculiar prison before it’s too late!

By Ellie Teller

On Monday, July 20, 2015

Battleblock Theater is a 2D platform videogame created by the evil minds that brought Castle Crashers to life. The game is loaded with crude humor and politically incorrect characters that turn what should be a regular platformer into a bizarre and hilarious experience. The story deals with a trip that ends with a shipwreck and all your friends being imprisoned by cats.

The gameplay mechanics are quite simple, since all you have to do is reach the end of the level and collect several gems that can be used as tokens later on to free prisoners. However, you can do much more than just jumping around the screen, since you can equip up to two different weapons to take the guards down. Some of this weapons make no sense, and that is exactly why they are great. You can choose from an explosive frog to a nerf-like gun or an explosive paper plane (yes, they like explosives a lot).


  • Good difficulty curve with some really hard levels
  • Loads of different characters to unlock


  • All levels are kind of similar once you've played for a while




For what are you going to use the program?
  • For the purpose of personal review before buying it for real like a trial run. Don't worry i wont distribute it to anyone except my self. no worries brah

  • Obvioulsy to play the game why does your site ask dumb questions like this are you people viruses? instead of making us write an 100 character sentecne which is ridiculous just let us download the game.

  • o pass use up my free time because i am always bored on my computer, and i also plan to see how great the game is since i seen so much about it

  • I will use this program for scientific research of the effects of theater on the psychological life of cats and other felines, as well as innocent humans.

  • To save hatty hattington from these evil cats of muted madness so we could get back to our ship and go back to the land hope there will be no storm

What similar programs have you used?
  • Hello kind people. While I usually do not pirate or steal games, movies etc. and, mostly, use the new and improved Steam market platform, I now find myself in a really new situation where I would like to try this BattleBlock Theater game, without paying any money. So thank you for your support and have a nice day!

  • idk maybe you should go and ask god yourself but i use steam so yea anyways i want to play this game cuz this game is amazing plus it's in block form

  • None really, just sorta getting into these sorts of arcadey games for the first time. hoping this game will be as fun as it looks. adding characters

  • caslte crasher who is the one of the best game cooperating sustem and online mod with many character and things like weapons power enemy are vari

  • well, gaming programs just like this one so im going to use this for my own enjoyment duh. why do i have to type this big stupid thing anyway that would be pointless.

What do you like most about this program?
  • I like that the download time isnt nearly as long as other pages. It saves me time throughout my day, and i don't have to wait hours for a finished product.

  • its free/ it gives you the download without a scam or having to take a super long survey. It also downloads much faster than any other sites

  • nice and easy for kids and eciting everyday i paly this game i like it very so much ni hope to find similar games to try another i thank you

  • i like the super fast downloads because all the others take hours but this one takes barely any time. it really he;ps when you need to do something soon.

  • everything about it is great like the only thing i wanna do after i download this is kill myself by looking up how to tie a noose and necking


Behemoth is back with a new title for all those players who want a real challenge. From the studio creator of Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers, newly released is Battleblock Theater, a new platform game in which you will take control of a group of friends that have been shipwrecked in a mysterious island. The game is available to download for Xbox 360 and PC and promises great arcade gameplay with some secret achievements to unlock.

Battleblock Theater takes you to the island after the shipwreck of the S.S. Friendship. Once you reawaken to consciousness from the accident, your quest is to rescue your friends and the best friend of all, Hatty Hattington, who begins fighting against the mad cat guards that own the devastated theater. Despite it being an absurd plot for a the game, it is actually a really funny game, with some charming details such as the variety of enemies that will attack you and the different funny costumes for the player.

The graphics are similar to flash games, focused mainly in its colorful visual aspect and the animation of the characters on the stage. These features make Battleblock Theater to resemble previous games developed by The Behemoth studio, such as Castle Crashers, which is visually similar, and includes a wide variety of customizable player characters.

Play against everyone online
Play against everyone online

How to play

The main point of the game is the fact that it is difficult. Each new stage will be a challenge that will need the best of your skills with impossible jumps and new strategies. It really doesn’t matter if you fail many times as while you try to collect all the gems you will be able to restart as many times as you need without limit.

Besides the usual campaign single player mode, you can choose the multiplayer mode for beating the difficult challenges looking for achievements, both from the same system or online. The cooperative mode is not the only one available; you can also enter to the Arenas for fighting against anyone online, competing in different teams.

Check the more than 450 levels available for the different modes.

The first time you get into Battleblock Theater after the download you can check the more than 450 levels available for the different modes. In case you want some more stages, you can create them with all kind of blocks. Once you have finished designing the new challenging level you can share it over the Internet, directly through the Steam Workshop or via Xbox Live.

Ride on funny creatures with unique skills
Ride on funny creatures with unique skills

Battleblock Theater Full Version Features

Check in this list the main features of the arcade platform Battleblock Theater game:

  • Colorful platform game with a high level of gameplay difficulty
  • More than 450 different levels available in diverse game modes with different achievements waiting for you
  • Play against your friends online in the cooperative mode and the new Arenas competitive mode
  • Create your own levels or share and download this content with other users on the Internet
  • New Insane game mode which test your skills offering just one try per level
  • Set the prisoners free from the evil cats and customize your own character
  • Enjoy all kinds of crazy weapons with different effects like freezing, poisoning and all you can imagine

For more information and videos about its arcade gameplay, be free to click on this link for the official website.

System Requirements

These are the requirements for Battleblock Theater:

Operating System: Windows XP or Linux

CPU: 2,8Ghz Core 2 Duo Intel for Windows or 3,3GHz

Memory: 1GB RAM

GPU: compatible with DirectX 10 512MB

Size: 2GB free space